When you have friends who always joke with you, you can't really trust what they say word for word. A dog might turn into a monkey. A treat may mean bananas. But something special happened yesterday. Something they don't usually do.. One of them, Mr Perry Puan, (Yes his surname is Puan, now stop laughing.) treated all 5 of us to lunch at Grand Kampar Hotel. You heard it right, the Grand Kampar Hotel. Unfortunately, we were still students and still had to depend on our parents for money. So it wasn't any lavish banquet. Nevertheless, it was still a treat from Mr Puan. We accepted it wholeheartedly.

This 3rd generation Accord was spotted wearing a gold suit in Tesco Penang. Check out the interior! Even the steering wheel is gold. Oh, do look properly at the gear stick and the handbrake. The gear stick is fabricated to look like a 18th century gun while the handbrake is modified to look like a pirate's cutlass.

This really made my day and brought me out from those moody-no-goody mood.

For sale: nagging wife, very high maintenance

A British man fed up with his wife's complaints advertised her for sale -- and got a number of offers.

"Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some rust," wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods.

Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife Donna on got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the ad as a joke.

"She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd put an ad in to get rid of her.

"I didn't think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still available?'"

The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a bit of an ear-bashing."

But he said: "She's seen the funny side of it now though!"

Taken from msnNews

It was so sudden. I thought it was a sick joke when I heard about it. A sick joke about a friend dying. As we made several calls later to confirm what happened, we found out the joke wasn't a joke after all. It came so sudden. I don't believe it. I don't want to believe it.

I went down with a couple of my friends to the house. Two coffins were laid there. Side by side. In front of it, was two pictures of people who I just saw a few weeks back in Kampar. As I looked into the caskets, the face looking back at me was a far cry from what I remember of both my friends. They were pale and was covered in thick make-up. What made this even worse was they were just beginning their life. This is the first funeral of a friend that I've attended. They are just 20. And one of them just celebrated their birthday a few weeks ago.

Both of them, Lup Man and Janice Saw passed on yesterday morning while being transfered from Kampar Hospital to Ipoh Hospital. They were involved in a horrible car accident. It was rumoured that it happened at a bend after Petronas Kampar and before the junction out to Kampar Old Town and Ipoh. They were sitting behind in a Honda City driven by their friend.

It has been very hard to comprehend that both of them are gone. Janice was a very close friend to me lady. Her boyfriend, Lup Man was a merry guy who treated us gas-less Heineken a few weeks back during Janice's birthday. I still remember what was written on the cake : "To my lover, Janice". Since yesterday, after paying my last respects to them, I'm still feeling very uncomfortable. My heart sank when the news was confirmed by her mum.

To those that knew Janice Saw and Lup Man, they have already passed on. Their funeral procession was held this morning in Lup Man's house in Ipoh.

To all who is reading this, do be careful on the road and do not drive with rage.

Goodbye Janice and Lup Man. May God bless your kind souls.

I found this while I was blog surfing. It was kinda amusing at first but it gets annoying after a while. I clicked it till the end. I guess most of you will stop clicking once it multiplied into many many red buttons. Anyway, give it a click! ;)

This guy is simply amazing! Go to Youtube and look for freedomworksfilms.