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Friday, February 20, 2009

Doggoned!


It was 7pm in the evening. It was a lovely evening as the setting sun illuminates the sky with a bluish orangey hue. The evening was lovely indeed until dearest mummy came home from office..

Before alighting from her car, she accidentally pushed the gate release switch on her remote control. All hell broke loose since then. A pair of red HID-like sparkle came from my house compound. Even before dearest mummy could use her Psionic secret ability to shut the hatch, the 400hp (hound power) rear-powered Cerberus-like canine engaged launch controls and sped away from Command Centre with the speed of light.


Dearest mummy's Woman sense tingled. Without hesitating, she launch a brainwashing attack on the loose canine by sending it a spine-chilling message which reads, "U BETTER COME BACK HERE FUTIEN OR ELSE...". The escapee quickly came to a halt. A smirk then appears of it's face. A smirk that indicates that the attack had failed. It appears that the failure was a result of an ability called Mana Shield which blocks non-physical attacks. In a flash, fido-mutt accelerated into the distance and disappeared from sight.

At Command Centre, a top level code-red priority emergency was declared. Two squadron of highly maneuverable, warhead carrying and inter-galactic capable jets were launched, Vincent-Squadron1 and Victor-Squadron2. The mission was to search, neutralise and contain target. The target MUST be captured ALIVE.

Vincent-Squadron1 and Victor-Squadron2 went into stealth mode and flew as low as possible to the ground to avoid detection by the target. The area was divided into two sectors, Sector-Playground and Sector-Houses. Both the squad went into different sector to search for the target. The target remained elusive. Soon the search party was joined by Mummy-Squadron and Papa-Ship. Still, the boogey was nowhere in sight.

The search party had to return to Command Centre to refuel and rearm as the fuel warning light came on. After being refueled with premium 'Teh Cina dari China' and re-armed with two torpedoes of 'Cintan Instant Noodles', the search party was launched again. This time the area was widen by a radius of 1000m and all our four heroes banded together and went as one in Mummy-Squadron's gravel-grinding, fossil-powered, front wheel drive, Champagne-coloured Proton Batmobile. It took off with 2G of acceleration and went into the neighbouring Eco-system.

Strange creatures were spotted lurking around there. There was a creature which looks like the local water buffalo and it was riding on a mantis looking creature that screamed, "WAAAAAAAA!!" as its ears was squeezed and twisted by the other creature. That was the only creature that could be described by words. The search was intensified as flood lights on the Batmobile were switched on.

Finally the boogey was spotted 768m away from Command Centre. As the search party approached the boogey, it did a 360 and went the other way. Vincent-Squadron1 had no choice and did a Rubens Barrichello for Victor-Squadron2 who was doing a Michael Schumacher and came from the opposite direction. The escapee was fooled and thus contained by Victor-Squadron2 with a magnetically enhanced carbon fibre leash. It was escorted into the Batmobile by the four squads and was transported back to Command Centre soon after that.

2 Comment(s):

~ ♥ J E SS I C A . T said...

STUPID FUTIEN LOOKS DISEASED

xD XD XD XD XD


400hp? ahhahahahaa

Vincent said...

That's what made him special. Yep 400hp. Try chasing him on foot n he will leave you eating his dust.