Big Black Book

Maths was a tough battle this morning. We were ambushed from the Southern pass. We did not expect them to cross the Algebric Marshes by morning. Damn those Index fighter they brought from the Logarithmic Republic. Their Probability Blade was laced with vile poison that caused the men to drop to the ground one by one after a few hits despite being equipped with Statistical Armour. Our army was vanquished when dark Quartiles Arrows were released from the South-western front. Bodies are everywhere now. The stench of death is overpowering. I doubt I will ever have the strength to swing my sword again. Maths.. is one hella enemy!